Good to be olderBeing older than 40 means, telephones with cameras, didn’t record all the stupid things you did, when you were young😂
Pregnancy, joke, timeMy friend gave his girlfriend 4 pregnancy tests and they all came out positive. Her answer was how are we gonna feed 4 kids?
I keep asking people their body count and they say like 30 or 40That's effing insane. I've only murdered like 2 people
Police joke, sortaOfficer responded to a call and old lady shot her husband for stepping on freshly mop floor officer radios the call in, well have you arrested the woman yet? No I haven’t. The floors are still wet.😂
If I leave my boyfriend, can I crash on your couch 🛋️I'll let you babysit while I clear out your fridge and cry. What a deal.
When my son plays video games he stands upHe moves his monitor to his tall dresser and stands the whole time while he plays. When he gets tired he stops playing. He says that’s the best way to get into the habit of not playing too long or too much
You ever talk with someone and they end up understanding your view and agreeing with you but the next time you see them someone hit the reset button?
Remember when Republicans tricked 50 asylum seekers into going to Martha Vineyard for the lols and normal people just helped them?
